I'm still here but for some reason the network here is preventing me from using the comments. also I can't open any links because they are all porn and I will get kicked out.
I'm not sure I understand you Jim - do you want the clichéd classic classic scenes or our own personal classics like wot that girl did in that porno the other night?
I should be back on the interweb in the next couple of weeks. there are 3 serious geeks in my flat setting up a rockin wireless network. go geeks!