new short fiction experience in the comments here
I took the day off today because I thought I had SARS, but woke up this morning feeling great so I spent the day shopping for a new toilet brush because I broke my last one trying to remove my mucky waste from the porcelain which had been there for weeks. did you know that there is a toilet brush conspiracy? as far as I can tell, all major brands of toilet brush are DESIGNED TO BREAK, unless you shit whipped cream and you porcelain does not require vigourous scrubbing. I spent all day testing the brushes in all the major bathrrom accessory suppliers in Brighton and cannot come to any other reasonable conclusion
anyway I've just set you all a puzzle
here called 'baggage reclaim'. don't cheat