terminal moraine
a mug of shit.
30 April
look -
Spoons of the Air!
and you can quite literally put words in the mouth of
this lady. keep it clean.
29 April
I enjoyed
this unused audio commentary by Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky for The Fellowship of the Ring (Platinum Series Extended Edition) DVD. There is a
part 2 as well.
28 April
26 April
zombie and mummy
I have cleaned my toilet today by the way. do come and visit
Just been listening to Radio two. Rather funny chap is our Justin. Rather funny indeed. Makes you feel very proud.
And horny.
25 April
24 April
new short fiction experience in the comments here
I took the day off today because I thought I had SARS, but woke up this morning feeling great so I spent the day shopping for a new toilet brush because I broke my last one trying to remove my mucky waste from the porcelain which had been there for weeks. did you know that there is a toilet brush conspiracy? as far as I can tell, all major brands of toilet brush are DESIGNED TO BREAK, unless you shit whipped cream and you porcelain does not require vigourous scrubbing. I spent all day testing the brushes in all the major bathrrom accessory suppliers in Brighton and cannot come to any other reasonable conclusion
anyway I've just set you all a puzzle
here called 'baggage reclaim'. don't cheat
22 April
George Black! George Black! Where are you? I need your email address............ email my arse x x
jim
(sorry, I can't seem to work out how to make it go to email when you click it.... my address is jim@nexuslondon.com)
17 April
Hello, and welcome to my
homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.
the
rest of the site is pretty good too
now spell '
childhood' ...
happy easter, one and all.
15 April
right, forget about changing the site, here's what it's really for.
Chat rooms!
I sure do miss him now he's gone and you can relive his finest moments
here. a class act.
13 April
Jim thinks I'm lowering the tone of the site by posting pictures of corn dog nuggets and old women with cocks so here is a very beautiful collection of
old Japanese maps. download the viewer and you can fly through the antique maps in 3d
right I'm all in favour of having a luagh but I think if we all start putting silly pictures up then it will start looking like
this. It worked in the old days and it'll bloody well work now.
I think maybe one every couple of weeks isn't too bad.
maybe the occasional 'find the best picture about this....' game.
Vote Conservative!
12 April
yeah, thanks george, we're all learning now
11 April
I am drunk and I can still work it out
Jim liked my post so much he blasted it into the ether. Was it because some of it was stuff I had done myself? Was that it? Well here goes again.
Original picture:
And amended pictures
here,
here and
here. Feel free to create additions to the gallery.
GEORGE!!! I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED YOUR POST I'M SO SORRY
I HATE MYSELF
PLEASE PUT IT BACK AGAIN!!!!
...and
here's someone who's using his site for it's fullest potential.
... and
this is just screwed.
In my search for a picture of a bum to put on the site I discovered
this.
George, you've opened our eyes in so many ways.
And we still don't really know which George it is.
How cool.
10 April
right, I
will waste your time -
blix - 8.0 on the timewasting scale
I liked that pub link, Mike. I also liked the
site of the people who created it, especially their
games page.
nice little
toy - about 7.5 on timewasting scale
09 April
for Mike now he's grown up
08 April
07 April
went to a lovely
pub at the weekend
06 April
now
here's a good idea. if you like stealing things.
I have just seen the most disgusting thing on the internet. I am not going to post it here. yuk.
does this work if I add a title to a
link?
04 April
try it with the lights out and all your balls flashing.
Go on.
Justin, did you know that the Peel Bell is heralded as
a bona fide source of information to the residents of Peel? Although I can't seem to get onto it anymore so I assume it is lying on he bed of the interweb sea.
03 April
Ah ha, the view I usually use has surnames but I just discovered the one which removes the surnames. So that is the web page you were talking about that we need to edit. Now I get it. Me, George B that is. Want me to have a look at designing something? Oh my god, there are comments too, I had no idea. Who the hell is Don? Hi Don. You mean other people read this? Sheeit.
what do you mean no ebay? what wrong with
ebay?
Some
crap stuff on a
crap site.
i have a feeling, again, that some one has posted this before and I know Mike said no more ebay stuff but
this is actually quite good, (
this being my favourite so far especially the relevant photo(?))
02 April
a really nice (and old I think) site and this is
my favourite
something to recommend (
cd on amazon)
I may have hit guided you to an intellectual blackhole with my last posting; perhaps a bit of
light reading from
here to compensate?
01 April
That man George Black, with the flat. I might be interested in the room. Drop me jerrylefevre@postmaster.co.uk line.
You will need to pick up a pair of
these before you see
these , feeling a bit
bakkhu de shoyu now, eh, eh or you might be asking
Bulgogee mahn dul soo eet suh?
well I'm flying low over the Iraqi desert strapped to the underside of an A10 Tankbuster sending text messages to Liv Tyler while
spraying a giant peace message in flourescent urine over the battlefield that will only be visible from space. back 6-ish
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