terminal moraine
a mug of shit.
28 June
I tried to place a personal ad, but they
wouldn't take it
Thank you , justin, for pointing out my duff link. I have fixed it.
26 June
If you find yourself on the tube in the early hours of mid morning (7:45) and from the corner of your conciousness you hear an irritating beeping. It will be me with my
game and watch.
I am so proud of it.
If anyone wants to impress me on my
wedding day they can either a) buy me
Gold Cliff > or b) beat my score of 720 (Level - 8)
24 June
I do travel much, and I wish I used
this. apparently I live just under an
elephants chin. I wonder what it all
means...
21 June
Sorry to be neglecting you fellows but I am currently in the Deep South of the USA burying my grandmother. Should be back soon. If I don't get
shot. Or
lynched.
20 June
Mike, frankly, if you find that odd then I really worry. It must be your public school conservativism coming out in the heat. Myself, I though it was pure linear genius with a strong story and simple almost two dimensional characters. Especially the bit where you travelled through the flamegunned/log/brain firing armed monkey-man and went through the blue/headmountain lifcycle thirdgenerationed monkey child's heart/head to th eroom where the scarred winged Virgin Mary was distributing sweets.
All I can say is get out more and see what real people are up to nowadays.
see you tomorrow
x
x
jim
19 June
14 June
just before I leave for the weekend (where I will surely be coming back on Sundy anyway) If you can download the demo of WMC (Wild Metal Country). It's the most beautiful and intelligent 'kissing' game I have ever seen. For those of you who have played 'Pontifex', it's designed round a similar homo engine and takes a little while to get used to. It's also an enormous penis (so Mike, you might want to leave ot overnight to download with your pissy little modem)
anyhow...
review
and
download
and
scientific macroshot of George's semen
night night
x
x
x
by the way, she's been around for a while, but have you talked to
Alice?
my
biker days are over for the time being - if anyone knows of anyone who might want a
Yamaha XT600 (new tyres, MOT, runs like a dream, looks pretty rough, good price) please pass on details. also for sale, my much loved
nikon f3 with 4 lenses. hard times, hard times...
11 June
Right.
Enough of this.
Krelf was created to share wonderful site which expand ones horizons.
like
this one.
Christ alive?!?!?!
She's single????
If we are introducing families, perhaps one of you might be interested in dating my
sister.
Yes, sorry about that George,
Mike is quite right, I apologise for the lack of
introduction. Although our histories go a bit deeper than that. George, for one, comes from a long line of sporting
Cockerills. Mr Paterson (that's Mike to you and me) has confronted his early promiscous years in the US by generously funding
various initiatives and since he was very young, playing kiss chase and hide the turkey, Justin was always destined to do
this.
I couldn't find anything hilarious with my surname. All my relatives are very serious people.
hmm, well I had better introduce everyone.
Little Jimmy you already know of course. George has managed to turn his personal hobby into a
flourishing online business, but sadly it takes up a lot of his time and we don't see him often these days. Similarly, Justin has spent the past few months working hard on a
new website. as for me, I'm enjoying a
successful career, and working hard on a new routine for Little Jimmys fiancees hen night in a couple of months.
10 June
If you are going to make these demands, Jim, are you prepared to disclose all of the pictures of
you on the internet? I thought you all might like to share the
story of my life.
...and Mr Black (I'm only referring to you as this as there are two georges and you are the dirtier of the two), if you do submit a site because it's
yours, you must tell everyone.
Mr Black.
I invite you to partake in our
mature and religious site and what do you do? You prescribe such
filth that... I don't know what to say...
welcome.
welcome george - everyone here is an idiot apart from me, and I thought you might like to know this morning I passed a
type 5
09 June
Greetings fellows, I met Jim in a park the other day while I was up a tree with another man and he invited me to join your sordid and fecund little group. I hope you will consider me worth my salt. I shall try to give you slow and satisifying relief with some links such as
this (best with sound). And any of you who are looking to soup up your
rod...
07 June
I'm off down to Brighton this weekend, does anyone have any request for doing things to Mike?
Obviously, Mike, you are excluded from this thread.
05 June
new blood? click on the team button, then add new member and enter their details, click new and send invite. something like that anyway.
Mike, how do you invite someone onto krelf?
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