terminal moraine

a mug of shit.

31 March

At the risk of turning this organ into the Classified Section of the local paper, does anyone know of a really great person who might want to live in a very cool flat in the loft of The Old Vicarage in Godalming? I have a large room coming up. It is a two minute walk from the station, so 42 minutes from London and the rent is silly at £300 with no bills. In case you didn't catch it before there is also a wireless adsl network. No halfwits, morons or cretins. Sorry.

Not wishing to boast but I am sitting on my bed in tartan boxer shorts using my wireless connection to my ADSL line, shame it is running on my CRAY rather than my laptop. I rule and I'll donate 10p to your charity. I modelled for this. Hilarious, I know.

30 March

Well, that's all very interesting Mike but I am sitting on the sofa in my boxer shorts writing this on our brand spanking new i-book with the most terrible internet connection known to man. I don't know how people put up with it! I want to start doing chaRity work to help poorer people get better internet connections. Hooray fo r everyone.

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29 March

Kim Jong Il has a blog. excerpt: On the plus side, I think my hair looked pretty good today. Also I went frolicking at Paektu Mountain and the rainbow came out again. After dinner some of my subjects sang me a song because I invented Outer Space.

28 March

For all of you who love Windows.

27 March

whoops, did i just change the template?

I thought I did accidentally but now I'm back here nothing looks different.....

oh, yes, there it is... whoopsy.

This is a clever GIF that changes in appearance when you highlight it.

26 March

have a look at the template above the posting section george - apparently it uses something very similar to html. it would be great if you could do something if you have the time - the fruit is beginning to get to me, especially the avocado which I am finding somewhat oppressive.

does anyone have any feature/style requests for a bespoke krelf? clean and simple gets my vote. or another robot. or a goose on a moped.

Tasteful, emotional, beautiful, tender. All you'd want in a Mothers day story.

25 March

It is truly fantabulous that Jim has moved this knowledgeboard up to the next level. I would be very exited to sprinkle some computer code around the place. I am going to look into how you do that.

Jim, none of the Rumboxes currently link anywhere- the site is that trendy. However there are many things done and many things undone which I have got written down on my other computer and I will put them on this weblog.

Some friends of mine built this monster machine recently and it is good fun.

24 March

I have just built a Mastodon. walk beast, walk. raaaar!!

George, I've gone to Rumbox many a time but have yet to find the special square that lets you in to all the funny business. Where is it (obviously not that envelope thing)?

Bejesus! I've just discovered the Templates page! What a choice! And I do think you picked the best one Mr E. But still I agree with both of youse, we could so do better.

23 March

Aha, Justin, so it was you.

Unfortunately there was a dead link but I assume you meant this.

22 March

this is remarkably similar to what I currently do for a living. similar end result too

finally something worthy of our relaunch

Hang on, don't the two GEORGEs speak Htmelese? They sure look like they do.

21 March

Fruity! good work Jim! It looks like a real website now it's got fruit on and no adverts. My favourite is the apple on the right which looks a lot like my balding pate.

that said, is there no one who can html and make us a home worthy of our new ad free status?

this all deserves a cracking link featuring japanese bunnypuppies enjoying hermaphrodite sex, but alas I have nothing

It appears some lovely little boy has got rid of the adverts for a mere $15 a year.

Hooray for Lemons

and pears

and apples

(Down with avocados and their evil crocodile skin SNAP SNAP)

20 March

excessive hair control for red-heds

PLEASE i beg you.

Something else.

Something nice.

19 March

I've broken it and now it's the bastard offspring of a robot and a tux

I'm fed up with this robot style.

Would somebody please change it (I've forgtten how to do it)

18 March

lovely, beautiful and funny, from the man who brought you the poo diaries

triangle and square:-

episode one

episode two

happy tree friends (flash)

17 March

If, like me, you waste far too much of your time searching out gags about architecture, then this site is a god send.

these troubled times make it all the more important to remember the broader picture, don't you think?

15 March

tick tock - a new clock

it's been around for ages apparently but I hadn't seen it before: sissy fight 2000

14 March

Jim's Friday web page.

Long Live Yatta

12 March

Hello you Krelf lot. I, too, have not been away, just sitting up here watching you, and passing hours wandering around the gallery, talking to myself over here (explanation here, and here), and playing with my arse.

10 March

great party trick - do this lying on your front in the bath. never fails.

09 March

Hello, I still come to Krelf, athough I am quite poor at posting stuff. Perhaps this will make it up a bit.

07 March

ok, so here's a few nice things involving sound like THIS which is a bit noisy but the middle button at the bottom is nice. This is quite nice if you let it go for a while. And now i must work.

more from that site

I can't remember if I posted this one. or if it was Mike or whatever. Anyhow, just stumbled on it again, nice. Trawl his other stuff too.

06 March

ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum

as I suspected, Mike, after all this time. And don't you go thinking YOU'RE safe, Justin

05 March

quick census - does anyone come here apart from Jim and Justin, and is krelf worth continuing? and do I come across as some saddo with too much time on his hands? hey ho...

04 March

make that six!

oh, hang on, mine goes up to five with that last entry!

By the way, good show on thursday Justin. I keep catching it on Tuesday mornings when I suddenly remember that I missed it last week. Oh the wonderful world of echos.

or is that echoes?

And the total score on this particular page so far is...
Mike....21 entries
Jim......4 entires
Justin...1 entry

hmmm

03 March

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La Gallerie de Mascottes. Formidable!

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