terminal moraine
a mug of shit.
30 May
test your wooly thinking.!
I'm spending
the jubilee fishing. what are you doing?
oh, and George, if you want a
picture, you only have to ask.
And you sir are a sinner.
thank you.
29 May
jim you are a saint.
thankyou.
I never really read those banner ads.
Until
now.
Thank God.
28 May
Mike, if I wanted to go into a room full of illiterate hispanic adolescents and desperate undersexed american school children I would have gone
here. I hate those places. Everyone is always rude to me.
spend a happy lunch hour
here (or until you get kicked off for repeatedly drawing pictures of nobs)
26 May
Why not visit
News Today?
24 May
yes...
quiet...
too damned quiet....
anyhow, if you're up in london do you fancy going to
this...?
23 May
just the 2 of us it seems jim.
finally.
here's an
intelligent site you might be interested in. also stumbled across
something else by this guy (need speakers).
I shall be exploring
this until further notice (
this man has a good job)
21 May
To start with, Mike, the site was really not my cup of tea. However, if ye search, ye shall find.
"
We are also offering Torso Halves (with arms that end at the elbow and legs that end just above the knee, and without a back or head) for $800. "
quite. why not see if you can get a double cone up there?
besides Jim, I know you already have Justins so called gift, so I'm sending you
one of these as a consolation.
I have a question. Why are "99" ice creams so called? If anyone has the genuine answer
Well, Justin, I suggest you stick one up your arse and maybe the answer will come to you.
I have tried. I really have.
17 May
I want one of
these, one of
these, and one of
these as my present.
15 May
explore
this one, it's wonderful
I get the present.
I get the present.
I don't care what you say.
admittedly, the 'transvaal tipoff' did put an end to direct use of chilled dairy produce in war, but its covert use continued. the invention of two explosives that must be mixed to explode like in that film with bruse willis led to the creation of rasberry ripple, and it is a liitle known fact that during the falklands conflict, the first wave of british reconnaisance to land on the islands arrived on giant motorised strawberry mivis, which melted after landing so protecting our boys from discovery.
What a load of rubbish.
The British Army banned the use of Ice cream after the horrific 'headaches' the younger soldiers suffered from when eating the ice cream too quickly during the early stages of the Boer War.
Preceding this (which was really the nail in the coffin for refrigerated and frozen snacks being used in warfare) was an awful episode where the weeks of meticulous planning for an assault on a group of Zulu warriors by the Fifth Battalion of the Royal Artillery was ruined by an Ice Cream van which could be heard distinctinly a half mile away alerting the said Zulus to the impending advance.
Many young soldiers lost their lives that morning.
although credit must be given to jim for his post almost scanning, he has the origins of the 99 quite wrong. During the second world war, what we now know as 99 flakes were carried in special refridgerated holsters by commandos on dangerous missions in occupied territory. The only difference between their 99 and our modern cousin being that the war issue chocolate flake carried a heavy dose of cyanide. In the event of capture by the enemy, the commandos would consume the ice cream as quickly as possible through hurried licking. Having enjoyed their last meal as much as possible under the circumstances, the commandos would wish each other 'nighty-night' and eat the flake. After the war, the game of 'nighty-night' (where one team played british commandos and would have to infiltrate a well guarded german facility - the toilet block for example) became a popular game in British playgrounds. Rationing meant that twigs and sticks were usually eaten in place of the flake. When commercial chocolate production finally began again in the UK in the ealy 60's, the large ice cream companies were quick to capitalise on the playground game that by then had evolved into 'ninety-nine' by the inability of small children to pronounce anything correctly.
NINETY-NINE is a kind of Cornetto
That was born in the Venetian ghetto
Short work you will make
Of this cone and its flake
When it's finished you'll be quite upsetto!
A Stanton
please stop asking such futile questions.
14 May
I bet you won't give a present. you say you will, but then you won't.
13 May
I have learnt a couple of new
rude words (they really are rude)
ooh! I've discovered the 'template' bit of Luxury pie'...
aren't I a clever galloping homosexual?
something for Justin who I know likes 'shaking off'
rabbits.
10 May
i am spending the weekend giving
these to squirrels as part of my community work
things to do
have a good weekend
09 May
I don't even need to translate that one, Mike.
And George, you need a shave. I think you missed a bit.
08 May
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07 May
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?
and here's something for those of you with speakers and who are simply counting the days till this year's
special day. x x x
And what's that braille thing by the luxury pie logo?
Hey!
I've just discovered the actual web page which this site is a part of. On the 'View web page' button at the top of this box. I didn't realise anyone could read this?! I thought this was just part of the elaborate game that '
they' play. But then again, '
you're '
them' so '
you' would know about '
that'. Wouldn't '
you',
If I killed someone does that mean that they just get 'Reset'?
Personally, Mike, I think you're a bit sick.
06 May
ah childhood... now just a shoebox of memories. I do remember reading
this each month.
04 May
I like children. Have you any sites on those?
02 May
do ya like fonts? do ya? well fuck me so does
this guy. and
this site proves fonts are the new rock 'n' roll (rock and roll needs speakers on). if you don't like fonts you might think me a little sad however
Krelf is
dead.
Long live
Luxury Pie!
Huzzah
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