terminal moraine

a mug of shit.

29 April

I have discovered a simulator that lets you experience what it is like to be Justin for a day

Mike

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none in my part of the world I see. a pint of cider to anyone who can explain this to me

Mike

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all that proves is that you've run a search for an escort in north London. personally, I wouldn't advertise the fact, but it's up to you I guess

Mike

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26 April

Blimey?!

Talk to someone, Mike

jim

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25 April

...quite right to scrub that last post of georges - it was rubbish and didn't work. DUUURRRGH!
at 7.32am yesterday morning I managed to blow myself up with the camping stove I am cooking on at present. miraculously escaped without any serious injury, however I now have a classic comedy cartoon blackened face for a few days. will try and post a picture because it really is very amusing.

Mike

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23 April

indeed, it was good to have a beer in the pub and waste a few hours. By the way, I bet Justin will deny all knowledge of this, found hidden under his sofa, but confirmation should be easy enough. I shall keep it with my collection until it can be picked it up.

Mike

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22 April

HANG ON A MOMENT, MR EDWARDS, I seem to be spouting more balloney than I previously remember (see posting of 4/19/2002 10:58:57 AM by a certain jim lefevre).

I shall be speaking to my solicitors in the morning (mainly because I owe them a lot of money for that stalking case.)

jim

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Justin, that's all very interesting but what about wee-wees?

jim

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19 April

Actually, George, you are taking it out of context as you well know. We all have our crosses to bear. I suffer terribly but have found relief, using my nick name of Wong Ka Ming. Mike was talking about the problem he (and now apparantly Justin) share 'downstairs at the Kings head', the Duke of York was just a carrier at the time.

jim

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I saw that.

MrGeorge

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18 April

Guess what fellas, Mike thinks that "Downstairs at The Kings Head" is at the Duke of York! Chortle.

MrGeorge

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17 April

wow! managed to get a virtual tour of one of my dreams last night (naturally I hadn't been told we were going there and didn't even know what I was meant to be doing and had also forgotten to put any clothes on) which was better than the night before where I dreamt I was a dog fetishist

jim

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16 April

(I have put some flames on to symbolise my ravaged intestines)

Mike

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I am working on site using Gussetweave where net users decide which colours I paint my walls through virtual colour match and e-swatch technology, featuring a webcam enabled robot which users can, for a fee, knock through the partitioning. should be up and running soon. meanwhile, I can provide a taster of my bedroom.

Mike

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15 April

Mike, please can you send me your 3D walkthroughs as raw .wlk files so I can run them through Domestoproject 4.0 which is what we use at work. Failing that, burn me a CD of the individual .room files and I'll compile them into WallHelmet X file for Justin. Thanks.

MrGeorge

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welcome back Mike. Where are the 3D virtual walkthrough pages of your new flat?

jim

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justin.

We've been here all the time.

Watching you.

Waiting.

You need more milk.

jim

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the eagle has landed, a little dazed and with a few new intestinal curiosities. I have packages to deliver, and a new home, but, alas, nothing to post.

Mike

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09 April

what kind of software? and which email address.

(apologies for not attending my krelf meetings, I fell off the wagon for a while)

if you can, any CD that has After Effects Plug-ins on them (it's not the main program, just the plug-ins...) also some filthy porn

jim

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04 April

Are you serious? Which email address are you checking at the moment?

this is the first time I have ever tried to edit someones post... does it work? - jim

WOOOOHOOO!!! I CAN SAY ANYTHING I WANT NOW AND YOU ALL THINK IT's GEORGE HA HA HA FUCKERS!!!!

MrGeorge

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he has his fathers arse! (not shown)
nerds listen up! an unexpected boon in the local market is the extraordinary array of software for sale. can provide literally anything for 50p a go. orders via email

Mike

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In other news, Justin has also had a baby.

MrGeorge

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Becky's sister has had a baby.

MrGeorge

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